You suck Murphy.
Murphy’s Law in action…
…when you wake up for some PB+B toast to find out you only have Dark Chocolate Dreams left. Not the worst thing in the world, but sometimes you just want regular ol’ PB or AB.
…you go to a rockin’ 60-minute Spinning class over lunch and accidentally wear both bras (as in regular + sports), meaning you have nothing but two sweaty bras to chose from to wear back to work.
…you are trying to diligently save money but the thought of yesterday’s lunch is too delicious to not repeat exactly and buy again.
…unprepared for work, you grab a haphazard dinner of a PB roll-up, roasted brussel sprouts + apple as you fly out the door and are inevitably still starving at work.
…trying to catch up on three episodes of The Office, you fall asleep during episode #2 and wake up at 2:56am wondering why all the lights are on in your apartment, you are sitting up in bed with a computer on your lap and still haven’t brushed your teeth.
…you are trying to sleep in for the first time in weeks when your body decides it wants to wake up at 8:15am.
…you can’t decide what to have for breakfast, ponder about it for 1/2 hour and then end up with something so-so.
1/3 cup oats
2/3 cup organic skim milk
pinch of salt
1/2 smashed ripe naner
1 tbsp. shredded coconut
1 tsp. coconut oil
drizzle of agave
1 tbsp. Dylan’s Chia Granola
1 scoop DCD PB
…the weather is GORGEOUS outside but you really, really, really need to clean your apartment and catch up on life.
Damn you Murphy. Damn you.