Please feed the beast..

by Holly on January 5, 2010

in breakfast,dinner,lunch

…before she eats nine cookies.

Yep, that happened.

And now I feel slightly sick to my stomach.

But I digress…first thangs first.

Breakfast thing morning was coffee with a side of a yog mess (plain nonfat Chobani + Kashi Honey Sunshine + sliced naners + almond buttah).

I snarfed that deliciousness in about six minutes flat.  Coffee included.

Then, I put on my new dress Mama Everythingtarian scored at Tarjay for $8 (and wrapped so I would have an extra present to open for Christmas) and channeled the gorgey Snackface for a clothes pic…

That would be my $8 turquoise Converse Target dress, new purple tights from NY&Co. and Jessica Simpson brown boots.  Not going to lie, I may have decided to walk the mile to work in my boots so I could strut and pretend I was European. Yes, I am an idiot. Walking in sub-zero temps with tights + boots on = idiot (and blisters on your feet).

Then, I continued to channel dear Kailey by snacking my face off all day.  And yes, you may also end up seeing me as her stalker when she gets her own E! True Hollywood Story someday.

Carrots + pepperjack cheese stick.

Roasted cinnamin-cumin chickpeas (obsessed), two clementines and a Black Cherry Wallaby yogurt (new fave flavor).

Wintermint Wafers (x3, add a chocolate-covered fortune cookie and a mondo stomachache).

A pan of kale chips.

A Sunshine Breakfast patty with BBQ sauce.

And lots of mint tea + shopping to soothe the tummy.

I hit up a couple of stores with a friend after work, which ended up being three hours of shopping.  Don’t underestimate the power of sprinting across the store for a cute dress or fighting the biatch lady next to you for the last size 7 black ankle boots. Carrie Bradshaw had it right long ago when she said, “Shopping is my cardio.” Ladies AND gents…a workout is a workout, in or out of the gym.

Alright…this post is going nowhere and fast.

It’s 10:10pm, I’m about to hit ‘Publish’ and then skedaddle my butt to bed.

Eff. I just found a hole in my new purple tights.

And now I am just typing everything I am thinking.  That’s only going to end up with Holly starting to talk about herself in the third person, people thinking she is crazy and perhaps saying inappropriate swear words not needed on this blog.

Please stop the beast before things get out of control.

Shit.

Too late.

{ 13 comments }

Bekah January 6, 2010 at 4:18 pm

Carrie Bradshaw is my flippin hero. If she has THAT much sex, smokes, writes in her own apt, eats chinese noodles up the wazoo, AND looks the way she does, god love her for it.

but nothing in the movies are real. so i’m happy eating my veggies and staying celibate. (for now.) bahah.

:) this post made me giggle holly! i’m pretty sure 9 cookies is about equal to how much dough/batter i eat when i bake. so i totally understand!

Jenny January 6, 2010 at 4:55 pm

those boots are supah fierce.. though apparently they are not made for walking. Oh Jessica, how you contradict yourself. Nevertheless, you are so gorgeous it’s insane! :) xoxo

Susan January 6, 2010 at 5:20 pm

Bahahaha, oh Holly, I loved this little peek into your mind ;) Lovelovelove the outfit. I wore tights with flats to work today and froze my booty off hiking around campus. Ahh, the things we do for fashion. (which by the way, is still totally worth it)

Despite eating a bunch of cookies, I think you did a fab job balancing it out with the rest of your eats. It’s all about balance, right? ;)

I maaaay have finally gotten around to sending out a package today with your name on it. They say it’ll take 11 days!

janetha ann benson January 6, 2010 at 5:56 pm

dont you love that brands like mossimo and converse are now carried at tarjay when they used to be at nordstroms? i do. and you are sassy in that getup! love your face! and cookies are sometimes necessary. and boy do i miss yogurt messes and i am only on day 3 without them.. shit, february 5th can’t come soon enough! i love you!!!

Julie January 6, 2010 at 7:43 pm

loveeeee tarjayyyy! You rock that outfit girl!

Maggie January 6, 2010 at 8:54 pm

Gahhhh that outfit is amazing! I can never seem to think up cute outfits like that. It’s a problem. Belated New Years resolution, methinks? And the eats look so yummy today!

Cindy January 7, 2010 at 12:21 am

love your new dress. I need to put a dress on at least once in my life. I am the anti girl. sheez.

I am addicted to your chickpeas too AND a pan of baked kale gets me every-time!
I am off to bed too. sleeeeepy

Alison January 7, 2010 at 6:37 am

I totally get this post. Totally.

You’re rocking that dress – I would done the pretend-to-be-a-European-thing too!

crunchy granola gal January 7, 2010 at 7:03 am

you’re great. yep. that’s all.

Paige @ Running Around Normal January 7, 2010 at 10:13 am

That outfit is hawt! Love the dress. And Carrie Bradshaw was so right when she said that quote. Power shopping can be exhausting!

Naomi(onefitfoodie) January 7, 2010 at 4:52 pm

pepperjack cheese stick!?! where did you find this! it needs to be in my fridge NOW!!! lov the kale chips, I had some the other night bc I was CRAVING them!!! yes, I was craving kale chips!

LOVE your dress, super cute girl!

is there a recipe for the chickpeas?!?! sounds amazing!

Sarah (Running To Slow Things Down) January 7, 2010 at 6:29 pm

Adorabel, adorable outfit!! Your rockin’ it! :D Oh, and I totally would have walked a mile in killer boots like those too. ;)

Jenny January 7, 2010 at 9:29 pm

Loveee the Converse stuff at Target…wait I love everything at Target :)

I really like your purple tights!

Enjoyed your stream of consciousness style in this post as well, hope you’re getting some rest bay-bay!

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