sometimes, i need a pretzel

by Holly on May 9, 2011

in randomness,silliness

Sometimes, I just need a pretzel.

Like when I’m sitting on my semi-uncomfortable couch on a Monday night listening to Adele’s new album on YouTube {because I am too cheap to buy it} and admiring her perfectly winged eyeliner wondering if a klassy Everythingtarian like myself could pull off such a mod, retro look.

But of course, I am also simultaneously trying to start a freelance writing project, give my Shrek-like feet a pedicure, text Mama Everythingtarian complimenting her on the new navy polka dot dress she bought, resist popping the annoying pimple on the side of my forehead, forget about the 6am yoga class I promised a friend I would go to and blog, even when I don’t really have time to do so. I swear I’m not even thinking of that stack of dirty dishes in the sink.

These are the trying times when I need a pretzel.

I take that back.

These are the trying times when I need pretzels. Lots of them. Preferably with Diet Coke.

Devoid of nutritional value, but let me tell you – oh so tasty.

Fill in the blank: Sometimes, I need a ____________. Sharing is caring!

{ 5 comments }

Mackenzie @ Whatever, Gatsby May 12, 2011 at 10:15 am

only SOMETIMES?! i need pretzels….all the time. preferably with some hummus and a full dvr of parks and rec episodes. sigh.

Mihaila May 12, 2011 at 3:32 pm

A morning lay! finished with a cigarette and coffee!!! :x LOL! please don’t tell me I’m the only one . . .

Kaitlin With Honey May 12, 2011 at 5:57 pm

Would it be entirely inappropriate to say “man in my bed?” Yes, I’m sure it would. Sorry about that.

Vivianne May 12, 2011 at 6:08 pm

I love pretzels. Dipped in chocolate… yummy. Pretzels & fruit are a perfect combo in my opinion too (:

Sometimes I need a –cup of tea–. Except it’s actually all the time. But it’s kk. (;

Emily May 13, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Just wanted you to know that I ate garlic cheddar pretzels and a Zevia Ginger Root Beer for lunch, and thought of you. xoxo

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