…if I am actually as much of a crazy-scheduled busy body as I think I am or if I am just being a 25-year-old baby who can’t handle the demands of real, adult life.
…if I am just a person who perspires profusely at 6am or if yoga indeed brings out the sweat in me.
…why people like Cheryl from America’s Nutrition are so nice as to send me this FABULOUS PurAthletics yoga towel to help with said bodily function issue. The best part? It’s a full-length towel, which means extra surface area to sop up all that hard-earned perspiration.
…why Cheryl from America’s Nutrition is EXTRA nice as to also send me this salad shaker chiller to review for the blog as well. Trust me, I am nowhere near as cool as I should be to receive such kindness.
…why didn’t anybody think of this sooner? It’s got a special compartment for your dressing (that’s turnable and releases the dressing into the shaker), spacious room to accommodate a ginormous junk salad, a freezer ring to keep everything cool and it clickety-clacks all together!
…why I can’t go a single meal without spilling on myself. Twenty-five years and still going strong…
…how such good-for-you ingredients can taste so dang good for you. Then I realize in the beginning of mankind, before the invention of KFC Double Down Sandwiches, Candwiches and one Fast Food Nation suped up on processed faux-food, real food was good because it was well…real.
…how I can come back to Earth in my second life as a Russian ballerina.
…if I tried really, really hard, could I be a vegan again? With recipes like Vegan Yum Yum’s Rainbow Rice and vegan-friendly friends like Kristie, I am sure I could do much better than my two-month stint several years ago when I lived in the middle of Nowheresville, WI with access to zippo vegan eats.
…why beer can’t be a food group.
…when some crazy intelligent college nerd is going to invent me a machine that single-handedly does my dishes for me. Oh wait! That’s called a dishwasher, and I’m too poor to own one.
…if there is anything better in life than devouring warm chocolate chip cookies + coconut milk vanilla bean ice cream after dinner while rehashing college drinking stories and hanging out with good people.
…if spilling on yourself at lunch really happened if you can’t see the stain on your white blouse in a point n’ shoot camera shot from 10 feet away (ya know…like if a tree falls in the forest but no one hears it, does it really make a sound?). Ponder that.
…why there can’t just be more hours in the day. I mean, is it too much to ask if the Earth’s axis, laws of outer space and time can all shift just for me? I think not. Then I could lurk all the links in cyberspace I want with those extra precious couple of hours…
- 2 People, 2 Dogs, 1 Apartment
- Healthy Living Blogs
- Madison Beer Blog (written by my friend + coworker Cecely!)
- Nature Made’s Cholest-Off Challenge
- Say Yes! Change Things
- Whale Tongue (written by my BFF’s fiancee, the aspiring filmmaker Maxx!)
Finish this sentence, “Sometimes I wonder…”