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It is 4:00pm, and my mysterious neighborman can see I am dusting little flecks of melting snow off my shoulders. What he cannot see is that I am pondering how I might cut a deal with the universe to give away my first born child for an all-expenses paid vacation to a warm, sunny destination. I […]

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If you put protein powder in anything, it automatically makes it healthy, right? Please say yes! Because the only reason I added protein powder in this recipe was that I could rationalize drinking both servings (that’s two) after a tough 60-minute bootcamp class today. Because truth be told, I’m not a huge fan of protein […]

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Sooooo…I am the worst decision maker. Like ever. And if you really want to mess with my Everythingtarian head, give me options. Lots of options. Because there is nothing I am more horrible with than options. I’d like to think that my struggle with options began when I was a young child, but I’d totally […]

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6:00am: My alarm goes off. 6:05am: My second alarm goes off. 6:15am: My third alarm goes off. 7:55pm: Upon gazing at my iPhone and seeing it flash “7:55am,” I reluctantly yet immediately sprint out of bed and get in the shower. Five minutes later, I dry myself off, open my underwear drawer and find no […]

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white girl problems

by Holly on June 7, 2011

in breakfast,recipes,silliness

If you’ve been reading this blog for any amount of time, you will know I am massively (and borderline stalker-ishly) obsessed with three distinct yet equally delicious things: (1) Jake Gyllenhaal (remember this creepy pic?) (2) Anthropologie (3) PB+B toast for breakfast These three things instantly bring a smile to my Everythingtarian face. The thought […]

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