6:00am: My alarm goes off. 6:05am: My second alarm goes off. 6:15am: My third alarm goes off. 7:55pm: Upon gazing at my iPhone and seeing it flash “7:55am,” I reluctantly yet immediately sprint out of bed and get in the shower. Five minutes later, I dry myself off, open my underwear drawer and find no [...]
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A really sweet reader emailed me a week ago asking, “How do you do it?” My first thought was, do what? Post inappropriate, booty dancing pictures of myself without batting an Everythingtarian eye? Drive five hours back to Madison hungover without flying into a blind rage when it took me 45 minutes to drive one [...]
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I snack. I think. I express. I love. I smell. I carboload. I believe. I eat. And therefore, I am. Share with Stumblers Tumblr it Tweet about it Print for later Bookmark in Browser Tell a friend
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6:00am: My alarm goes off. 6:05am: My alarm goes off again. 7:15am: I crawl out of bed in all my disheveled glory, pee and curse myself for once again fooling myself into believing I was going to get up at 6:00am to do the dishes, clean my apartment and respond to blog e-mails. 7:30am: With [...]
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I maintain a girl needs to have standards, which is why I strongly stand by several non-negotiables in my life. There are just things I cannot and will not stand for…no matter what. For example, boyfriends. When I am out man-hunting with my bow and arrow of humor and sarcasm, I inevitably look for one [...]
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