I once cheated playing cards with my Grandma so I would win. I was eight years old. Little did I know, Grandma Beatrice in her innocent-looking head scarf was cheating too. Apparently, you cannot cheat a cheater. You will lose to the woman who gave birth to your father. If there’s anything I hate more than losing though, it’s being told no. That will result in me, a stubborn eight-year-old, picking up my little baby sister while wearing rollerblades, attempting to skate around on the concrete basement floor with her in my arms and dropping said sister. And no, that’s not the only time I’ve dropped a child on the floor.
Sooo…yeah…there are things in my young Everythingtarian life I’m not proud of.
Maybe I stole from Disneyland that one time, but hey Mama + Daddy E, you can sleep soundly tonight knowing that your second born daughter has never (a) had a one-night stand, (b) gotten married without your knowledge or (c) ever done crack.
Well, not the street kind at least.
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