A head cold + drinking two beers is as good at putting you to sleep as popping a Nyquil.
Annie better be right when she said, “The sun will come out tomorrow.” Otherwise, I’m gonna be pissed if it rains for the third day in a row.
Men just don’t understand (as illustrated by my newly-single friend who is currently laying in my bed and drinking a Goose Island Harvest Ale beer).
Blondies are better than brownies.
Sometimes in life eyewear AND a hard hat are needed, especially when it comes to relationships.
Black will always be the new black.
Nothing beats a good workout, a great meal or an amazing boff.
Carrot beet apple ginger juice may not cure sickness, but it definitely can’t hurt.
Eating massive amounts of food, watching massive amounts of trashy, mindless television and spending massive amounts of time with my family sounds like the perfect Thanksgiving to me.
Going to bed at 9:00pm is cool.
Scrunchies should never ever come back in style.
Wilson Phillips was right when they said things will go your way if you hold on for one more day.
Really, I know nothing.