I can’t even.
Three bags of Alexia Sweet Potato Puffs consumed in less than two weeks. Almost exclusively downed with sriracha mayo (my condiment of choice). I cannot get enough of these crispy-on-the-outside, soft-and-fluffy-on-the-inside tots that I think I am starting to turn orange…like oompa loompa orange.
Before you know it, I am going to shrink two feet, gain fifty pounds and start sprouting green hair and white eyebrows.
And more sriracha. I’m out.